A Life In Music

Blasphemy From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (3 hours old)

I see that a group of 56 Islamic countries want the international community to implement laws making blasphemy a crime. This won't do. While I can respect people having belief they must not be allo… more

Pudsey Police From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (4 hours old)

They were round this morning going from desk to desk with their little bucket. Look I have nothing against charity but it pisses me off when people are coerced into it by exerting peer pressure at… more

I'm a Celebrity Get me in Here From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

where the expenses will be brill. Call me Dave's latest idea is to put Carol Vorderman in the Lords so that she could be Minister of education in a Tory cabinet. Is he having a laugh, at this ra… more

Hitchcock I aint. From joebangles in It's Me. (1 day old)

Maybe I'm not the best film director in the land but I have a lot of fun with, http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/using/digitalphotography/PhotoStory/default.mspx You can even add sound, so, sound on… more

I wanna be a millionaire, ( humour ) From joebangles in It's Me. (1 day old)

Another Irish Joke Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. 'You've done very well so far,' said, Ch… more

Swordfish From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 days old)

Will I ever stay awake beyond the bit where Halle Berry is wearing those little orange pants?… more

Lunatic Drivers From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 days old)

What is the problem with waiting at Traffic Lights? On my way to Sainsburys tonight this mad bitch decided not to wait at the lights but drove her fucking enormous pig ugly Rangerover around the th… more

Moorcock to write Dr Who Novel From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (3 days old)

Reading the BBC News pages today I discovered that Michael Moorcock has been asked by the BBC to write an all new Dr Who novel. Ohhhhhh I thought that will be interesting given Mike's interest in mult… more

The worst mother in the world? From joebangles in It's Me. (3 days old)

I spend my mornings doing house-work, not because I want to, but, I think that it's the right thing to do. Whilst dusting, washing up, ironing, etc, I listen to the radio, radio 5 live, Victoria Derby… more

How about in Yorkshire? From joebangles in Ask or Answer. (3 days old)

If all of these global warming fanatics are right and all low laying ground, such as, along side the River Thames, will be flooded, Why are there no plans for building a new Parliament building somew… more

A suspicious lot. From joebangles in It's Me. (3 days old)

Very interesting, looking at the statistics for my blog and especially the list of "Keywords". One keyword has had 1,356 hits, now, that appears to me to be a lot. That "keyword" was, "track your p… more

Hospital From RGray1981 ^Pro in (3 days old)

Ryan is recovering in the hospital. He wished his dear friends know he is not ignoring you but is unable to respond to you for a while. Michael has been taking wonderful care of him but there does … more

Bring memories to me. From joebangles in It's Me. (4 days old)

WALLFLOWERS. Sitting in the wet earth in my garden there are 65 wallflower plants, strong little plants that will be covered with snow before they light up the Spring with their various colou… more

Isn't it wonderful? From RGray1981 ^Pro in (4 days old)

Isn't it wonderful when you spend an hour writing a long post and your computer connection goes on the wonk at the precise moment you pressed the publish button? I have searched and find that I don't… more

Waiting for the postman From lee954 in Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle (4 days old)

My social services key worker has just informed me that I've been granted a mobility bus pass: the paperwork is in the post. It's only valid on buses in South Yorkshire; but it does mean that I can… more

MEME - Stolen shamlessly from Jembajr... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (5 days old)

Sociable Quiz - 20 Questions 1. Three names you go by, other than your given name: Little what is that?MagiK 2. Three screen names you've had: MMTLucid IllusionsTypical Scouse 3. Three physical thi… more

New Keeper and New Address From RGray1981 ^Pro in (5 days old)

I would like to inform those who correspond with me via email of my new address.  You may send any further emails to:  crbarringtongray@yahoo.co.uk Also I find it my duty to inform you all that the … more

Using my blog for exactly what I opened it for... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (5 days old)

Memories!!!! This is a scan of the little piece of card that Tanya read from at our wedding. It was so cute, everyone laughed, even the registrar. I just thought "awwwww perfect!!!!" Click… more

Hello all. From joebangles in Ask or Answer. (5 days old)

I have not caught up with a message of welcome to new members for a while and I apologize for that. This group blog has, since it commenced about 18 months ago, been very well supported, and that i… more

A Gift for the Invalid From RGray1981 ^Pro in (5 days old)

He left his clothes on the bed,  hoping perhaps I will sort them.  But to sweeten the mix he has also left a small gift.  I am almost certain this is more for him and his boy than for me.  The fact… more

First thing that popped into my mind when I left the tepee From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 days old)

Some of the best funny personal names can be found in the US Indian Census of 1880. The anglophile versions of Native Indian names can be hilarious simply due to loose translations. Native America… more

The book to buy all your male friends for Chistmas From prydwen in (5 days old)

'Busty, Slag and Nob End' by Russell Ash. This adults only book of 'Remarkably rude but real names of people, places and products from all over the world' will have any male laughing his head off wit… more

And if you thought the Purplesabs was Weird From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 days old)

Here is Joan Rivers introducing Husker Du … more

X Factor From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 days old)

Blimey I have never watched the X Factor before ever, but tonight the Powder Monkey was watching it and she is only nine. I think I must be in shock, it was just bizarre as all the acts were coache… more

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

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Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

Edinburgh Food Palaces and a bit of Art Deco From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 days old)

As readers will know the happy crew spent last weekend in Edinburgh and what a discovery we made. Just over the road from the Cabinet of Dr Caligari Travelodge in St Marys was this place A … more

As Predicted From RGray1981 ^Pro in (6 days old)

Looks as though the bad weather is finally here.  Lashing rain, wind, but nothing excited like perhaps thunder and lightening. I remember a few storms like that when I was a boy.  I remember wanting … more

Annual Respiratory Illness Fete Today From RGray1981 ^Pro in (6 days old)

Yes, I suppose one could reasonably say that my Respiratory ailments are very nearly like clockwork, or at least timely on a yearly basis.  I've been to the surgery, been given the same instructions … more

Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more